- Date: December 3
- Time of incident: approximately 3:15 PM
- Eye Witnesses: Jesse, Jonas, and Jolene
- Cause: unknown
- First Responder: Dr. Mom (received position only because of seniority)
- Head doctor on the case: Dr Dad
Details
- The crash is likely fatal.
- Brain damage is serious.
- We have hopes of retrieving the memory before disposing of the brain.
- The victim is in a coma.
- Dr Dad is consulting with local specialist to acquire the correct instruments for removal of the memory.
- We are awaiting transplant donor for a replacement brain.
- The victim will likely be transported to Dr Grandpa for transplant.
- The family and friends are hopeful for a full recovery of the memory.
- In lieu of flowers the family requests you just send us the cash!
We appreciate your thoughts during this time of the unknown. If the memory is not retrievable we will be grieved at the loss of thousands of tangible memories that will soon fade from our minds!
3 comments:
Did your computer die? Cori retrieved the memory on mine when it crashed. Or there's also a freezer trick that sometimes works.
I think there may be some irony here. :)
Not to give up on the patient before life support is removed, but you have our condolences.
Yes Andrea, our laptop died! I figured all you computer geniuses would get it! Chad's dad has what it takes to get the memory. He's retired from IBM. Hopefully Sunday we will get everything from him.
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